Please arrive freshly showered and groomed. I will of course always be at my freshest for you. Please bring some mouthwash if you can and I may ask you to take a shower if i’m hosting incall.

Screening is required for all new friends. Please send me one of the following:

an email from your work email (I have a discrete email for this), your LinkedIn page, a photo ID, and 2-3 reputable references you’ve seen within the past 12 months.

Never make me ask for my donation, please place it in an unsealed envelope and leave it on the counter somewhere visible. Never attempt to negotiate my donation either.

I’m happy to fulfill outfit requests as long as I have the item in question, please feel free to ask or buy it for me.

If for whatever reason I fear for my safety, or you are not a complete gentleman, I reserve the right to terminate services without refund. Mutual respect goes both ways, and I expect you to treat me excellently and with the utmost respect.

I understand that life happens and sometimes it’s not possible to arrive on time, but I can only give you a 15 minute grace period before I will start the clock. Please try to arrive on time, and never early.